Ufology And Calligraphic Writing Treaty (English Edition)
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Get the Free Kindle AppAmid the mystery of UFOs and extraterrestrial abductions, a work emerges that promises to revolutionize ufology with humor and originality. The "UFOLOGY AND CALLIGRAPHIC WRITING TREATY" is a clever parody that criticizes the lack of standards in the cursive writing of researchers, proposing a meticulous and fun approach to investigating extraterrestrial phenomena.
Developed under the direction of Doctor Thutmose Al Harem, author of the bestseller “Practical Course for the Investigative Mythologist,” and endorsed by the Intergalactic Federation, this treatise offers a solid and comprehensive scientific protocol for analyzing reports of abductions and close encounters of any kind. Additionally, we invite you to contribute your ideas in the chapter "YOUR TURN." Be creative and clever, and see how your name appears in the annals of UFO history in the final edition of the Treatise.
Get ready to laugh and reflect on the UFO universe. The "UFOLOGY AND CALLIGRAPHIC WRITING TREATY" is essential for anyone who wants to explore extraterrestrial theories with a good dose of humor and irreverence.
I begin at the end by explaining why “Calligraphic Writing” was included in this important Treatise.
Some documents sent by the researchers who contributed to the Treatise, but mainly my own, were written in such poor and illegible handwriting that I noticed there is no standard or protocol for cursive writing. Indeed, everyone writes as they wish, leaving the reader responsible for interpretation. This is a significant problem because it can lead to errors, some very serious and even dangerous. For instance, there was a case where a pharmacist provided a patient with Bisacodyl, a laxative used to treat constipation, instead of Bisoprolol, a beta-blocker used to treat high blood pressure, angina, and heart failure. The result: the patient had to be rushed to the emergency room because they were simultaneously short of breath and experiencing severe diarrhea.
I confess that I included “CALLIGRAPHIC WRITING” in the Treatise on my own accord and without the knowledge of my peers, as I was given the task of drafting the document.
But let’s get to the Treatise itself.
Dr. Thutmose Al Harem, the brilliant master and author of the successful “Practical Course for the Investigative Mythologist,” proposed a protocol for dealing with UFO and abduction cases some time ago. I was honorably appointed “rapporteur of the project” and drafted all the chapters of the “UFOLOGY AND CALLIGRAPHIC WRITING TREATY.” I submitted the content to the Master, who noted the importance of collaboration from more people. After all, many abductees remain in the shadows, and the only proven fact is that “all abductees get conjunctivitis, but not everyone who gets conjunctivitis has been abducted.” With contributions from social media participants, this will be the first treatise democratically written by hundreds of hands.
In a world where the search for answers about the UFO phenomenon intensifies, the Treatise on UFOLOGY emerges as a fundamental guide for investigators and scholars who wish to uncover the mysteries, among others, of alien abduction.