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Hetero Manifesto (Multilingual Edition)

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English.

Welcome to "Manifesto Hetero" – a lighthearted celebration of the everyday life of a curious "minority": the hetero minority. This book is a playful exploration, created with the sole purpose of bringing laughter and a new perspective on what it means to be "hetero" in modern times. Discover a unique journey through humor and irony, available in multiple languages within the same edition.

Português:

Bem-vindo ao "Manifesto Hetero" - uma celebração leve do cotidiano de uma "minoria" curiosa: a minoria hetero. Este livro é uma exploração bem-humorada, criada com o único propósito de trazer risadas e uma nova perspectiva sobre o que significa ser "hetero" nos tempos modernos. Descubra uma jornada única através do humor e da ironia, disponível em múltiplos idiomas dentro da mesma edição.

Español:

Bienvenido al "Manifiesto Hetero" - una celebración lúdica de la vida cotidiana de una "minoría" curiosa: la minoría hetero. Este libro es una exploración juguetona, creada con el único propósito de traer risas y una nueva perspectiva sobre lo que significa ser "hetero" en tiempos modernos. Descubre un viaje único a través del humor y la ironía, disponible en múltiples idiomas en la misma edición.

Français:

Bienvenue dans "Manifeste Hétéro" - une célébration enjouée du quotidien d'une "minorité" curieuse : la minorité hétéro. Ce livre est une exploration ludique, créée dans le seul but d'apporter rires et une nouvelle perspective sur ce que signifie être "hétéro" dans le monde moderne. Découvrez un voyage unique à travers l'humour et l'ironie, disponible en plusieurs langues dans la même édition.

Italiano:

Benvenuti nel "Manifesto Etero" - una celebrazione leggera della vita quotidiana di una "minoranza" curiosa: la minoranza etero. Questo libro è un'esplorazione giocosa, creata con il solo scopo di portare risate e una nuova prospettiva su cosa significhi essere "etero" ai giorni nostri. Scopri un viaggio unico attraverso umorismo e ironia, disponibile in più lingue nella stessa edizione.

Paul gave Mick the task of setting up and running the Secret Society of Heteros Anonymous.

A channel was set up on Google Meeting for meetings of secret heteros who cannot, for whatever reason, disclose that they are heteros.

On this day, six people came forward to tell us about their experiences of living with heteros and non-heteros.

The first was (fictitious name) Charles.

Mick: We welcome our brother Charles. Good evening, Charles. Welcome. Please introduce yourself.

Charles: Good evening everyone, my name is Charles and today I wasn't straight.

None of the participants in the telemeeting showed any reaction. They just stared at their devices, waiting for Charles to tell his story.

Charles: Despite a lot of effort and dedication, I was fine as a straight man. I hadn't suffered any relapses for a week. But last Saturday, I was invited to a friend's nephew's birthday party. In order not to arrive empty-handed, I decided to stop by a Walmart store to buy the boy a toy. Walking through the toy section, I came across a shelf full of Barbie dolls, which I'm in love with, and I started to pick up and look at every detail of various dolls. Would the boy's mother mind if I gave him a Barbie? Or maybe a Ken; then, who knows, he might ask for a Barbie as a present.

But then someone with a thunderous voice said, blowing a hot breath into my most sensitive ear, the left one, "Do you need any help, darling?". I turned to answer no and was faced with a wonderful, strong and beautiful Greek god. Well, I said yes. And I said, "Why don't we discuss this at home tonight at seven?"

The Greek god looked me up and down, measuring every inch of my body, took his smartphone out of his pocket and said: "Hot Stuff".